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Offline bbell

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Top ten signs you're talking to an empty chair.
« on: September 05, 2012, 09:10:22 PM »
Top ten signs you're talking to an empty chair.

10. What can I say LSD is LSD.

09. When you say Marco, no one replies Polo.

08. You have a very good friend named Harvey who is a rabbit.

07. Some one pulled your finger.

06. There is a chair and you've won fifteen rounds of musicals chairs in a row.

05. You keep saying pass the dutchie, yet no one ever does.
 
04. Get off my lawn is not just a saying, it is a way of life.

03. You didn't build it so of course there is no chair for someone to sit in.

02. Your soliloquy is known as the Vagina Monologues for old rich guys being screwed by a Black man.

And the number one way you know your talking to an empty chair is.

01. They call you Mr. Magoo, affectionately.

By B. Bell
« Last Edit: September 24, 2012, 11:45:21 PM by bbell »
You must forgive them. So many people did not slay the bogey man living under their bed as a child. Thus they feel him everywhere, hence the need to always carry a gun. Living in fear of the bogey man is a heavy burden for people to carry. So sad. 

Offline Valeegurl

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Re: Top ten signs you're talking to an empty chair.
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2012, 10:48:38 PM »
I don't get it.........

Offline gitano1

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Re: Top ten signs you're talking to an empty chair.
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2012, 07:56:36 AM »
Don't worry about it Valeegurl. The rantings of a liberal when his world is collapsing about him are often lacking it rational thought. When you see a reaction like this, you understand that Clint Eastwood hit the X-ring as he has done in so many films.
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Re: Top ten signs you're talking to an empty chair.
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2012, 02:02:38 PM »
When a politian hasn't done the job, we've got to let him go.
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“The Boogy man not commeth because I carry.  He knows I'll put a cap in his ass." - Me