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Charm School addendum: Level Five Snowflake
« on: November 22, 2012, 01:52:42 AM »
Charm School addendum: Level Five Snowflake

Due to recent events the Joint Chiefs of Staffs now feel it's necessary to discuss openly, the latest threat to our military's readiness and effectiveness. That is the threat posed by the Level Five Snowflake. Given the general age of our Generals some of them may not be familiar with the term Snowflake. So according to the Urban Dictionary — “Snowflake : A very unique white girl that no one else can duplicate because she is one of a kind.” That definition says it all, a Snowflake can not be created, one is born a Snowflake. However like many entities in nature, the powers of an entity can be greatly increased by training, education, discipline and confidence. Unfortunately the very things we seek to instill in every member of our armed forces.

Your average Snowflake, if you could actually classify any Snowflake as average, will not necessarily be drop dead gorgeous.  In fact on the beauty scale, most would be considered average looking, that is why many do not see the trouble standing right in front of them. It is not completely known where their powers come from are what their powers actually are. Are their powers derived from very powerful pheromones, a juxtaposition of body features, elegant movements that visually seduces or perhaps a tonal voice quality that is Siren in nature? It may be all of them or some very special configuration of. What is known is the effect the Snowflakes have on men and women. A blinding seduction.

Snowflakes are a cross between a well fashioned female Terminator and the Borg. Once they target you they will not stop until they get you, and you will be assimilated into their twisted little world. Perhaps if you were up against an average Snowflake you would be able to resist their charms for a little while, but make no mistake here, a Snowflake is a Snowflake. Even the least among them will have their way with you sooner or later.
 
Due to the egalitarian nature of our society and military these days, areas which were off limits to Snowflakes by social conventions and or by our regulations no longer prevent Snowflakes from infiltrating our ranks. Snowflakes are like hurricanes and tornadoes, under the right weather conditions they become category 5 and f5 storms respectively. Thanks to the physical training, education, discipline and confidence that we instill into our people. Under the right conditions, your average Snowflake will become an Level Five Snowflake, with seductive powers that would rival those of Aphrodite.

You can rest uneasy, with the knowledge that if a Level Five Snowflake targets you. At some point you will find yourself in some state of half dress with your tongue embedded deep into their oral orifice. Once you exchange saliva with a Snowflake you are doomed because it is a narcotic, the kind of narcotic that makes your ethics and morality flee your body like rats on a sinking ship. From all accounts you will not care because the reality of a Level Five Snowflake is so much better than the fantasy. It has been stated by many that the strongest of post coitus thoughts, and we will paraphrase Richard Pryor here. Is that the vagina was so sweet that if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine. Richard Pryor would never be so clinical. Safe to say any man that has experience sunshine producing vagina, is a goner in more ways than one. If you are looking in a mirror and wondering why a Snowflake, especially a Level Five Snowflake would target you, the answer is simple. You are power and you are daddy, they need your approval and undying love.
 
Unfortunately the very things that nature does to balance the scales are the very things that make Snowflakes so dangerous in our environment. Snowflakes have a few major weakness. Chief among them is insecurity, major insecurity. No matter how much training, education or confidence you instill in a Snowflake the core is still insecure. Which gives them an air of seductive vulnerability and makes them over achievers especially in the sexual exploits department. Secondly because Snowflakes tend to believe all women have men at their beckoned call, they have a sense of entitlement about them. They are so use to men just doing their bidding, because they are—well, Snowflakes. Thirdly they can and will bring the bat crap crazy at the most inappropriate time. You see over the years they have learned that they can say and do just about anything to a guy and get away with it. More than get away with it, the guys will actually come crawling back to them, every guy they have ever touched has done so.

At some point in your Snowflake euphoria induced relationship, the insecurity masked and made more lethal by her military training will meet a situation where her entitlement is threatened. When that happens the Level Five Snowflake will unleash upon you and the world, level five bat crap crazy, the likes of which will make the best of game theorist, bow down in respect. When that happens your reputation is damaged, your career and possibly your marriage is over. Your life in short will be reduced to a pile of crap. While the Snowflake will amazingly garner support from the the most unlikely sources. Chief among them will probably be your closes of friends and wife.
 
But you can not be angry at the Snowflake, because that is like being angry with the scorpion on the back of the turtle. The Scorpion is what it is and the Snowflake is what it is. Plus deep down inside you really do not care, because you have had rarefied vagina, sweet sunshine producing vagina.

By B. Bell

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You must forgive them. So many people did not slay the bogey man living under their bed as a child. Thus they feel him everywhere, hence the need to always carry a gun. Living in fear of the bogey man is a heavy burden for people to carry. So sad. 

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Re: Charm School addendum: Level Five Snowflake
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 11:11:52 AM »
Not limited to the military.  Clinton made an art of the Snowflake.  The Left are having a field day on these military brass....not unjustified.  But the Left, when presented with the Impeachment of Clinton, rationalized, spun, and obfuscated "It was just sex!"  There are a litany of powerful men who have succumbed to the Snowflake including Lyndon Johnson, John Kennedy, Warren Harding, Thomas Jefferson, James Garfield, and Franklin Roosevelt - all had "proven" extramarital affairs!  There were "several" other Presidents that had proven affairs before they became Presidents to include Eisenhower.  But my point is there is a double standard on the Left when it comes to womanizing.  If you're a left wing politician, its OK.  If you're a right wing politician its not.  As for the military, we have a Uniform Code of Military Justice where committing adultery is punishable by Courts Martial.  Penalties include forfeiture of pay and/or rank as well as Federal Prison time.  Too bad our Commanders in Chief don't follow the Code they expect of their military.  And, too bad our generals forget the Code.  And, too bad the Left have a short memory.
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Re: Charm School addendum: Level Five Snowflake
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2012, 09:43:20 AM »
When the piece was about four pages long I brought up some of your points Pavelow. Most of the guys you mentioned were just doing what some guys do because they can. Gen. Petraeus does not seem to be one of those guys. This was more about women like Paula.

I do not know how conservatives have covered her. But all the stuff have seen and read about her has lacked animosity. Her misdeeds for sure were pointed out, but both the women and men still seem to be awed by her. Not usually the case with the mistresses, especially the ones who bring down the powerful. The only other woman in modern times that brought about that kind of mesmerizing affect was Marilyn Monroe. Even though by all accounts Marilyn was a troubled hot mess, every ones seemed to be instantly taken with her, and forever in awe of her.

As for liberals not coming after people for not being perfect, when it comes to personal issued, that is easy to do. When you are not as individuals and a party running around holding the Bible out as a perfect way of life and a moral standard.  Because when you do that, you open yourself up to hypocrisy. I have been for many years and will continue to be for many to come. A believer that what consenting adults do in private with and to each other is their business. Only when they start to hurt others against their will do I bring any condemnation. When you get out in the world and really start interacting with people, indiscretions of some kind are bound to happen at least once in your life.
You must forgive them. So many people did not slay the bogey man living under their bed as a child. Thus they feel him everywhere, hence the need to always carry a gun. Living in fear of the bogey man is a heavy burden for people to carry. So sad. 

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Re: Charm School addendum: Level Five Snowflake
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2012, 10:34:52 AM »
The Liberals can't have it both ways.  They can't yell "fire" when a conservative commits adultry and yell "just sex" and "a private thing" when the liberals do the same.  I would expect a liberal to say "just sex" no matter who does it.  Throwing in that whole bible logic hypocracy is once again a left wing optic.  I'd say it would be more appropriate for us conservatives to call out the offense.  Let us take care of it.  But, of course that never happens given that all networks except FOX are Left wingers.  When they see a conservative politician fallen from grace they pounce.  When they see a liberal politician fallen from grace they obvuscate and make excuses.  That is the ultimate hipocracy and double standard.  Only time I see equal treatment is when a hollywood or sports celebrity has fallen from grace (ie. Tiger Woods).
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Re: Charm School addendum: Level Five Snowflake
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2012, 10:35:26 AM »
BBell, Once again I find your ignorance appalling. You are too intelligent to be this ignorant. You end up looking like someone who simple refuses to hear the truth. The concept that all conservatives hold a Bible in one hand while sinning with the other is absurdly prejudicial. There are unquestionably members of the right whose religious beliefs are strong. They make up a very small element of the party. Most simply operate on the assumption that there is a God, and that our rights are granted, not by government, but by that deity. You, on the other hand, prefer to believe that there is no right or wrong, just relative concepts of right and wrong dependent on where you happen to be at the time and what your personal interest requires. Had the founders or men like Lincoln been of your persuasion, you and your fellow American Blacks might still be picking cotton and wearing chains. It was God-fearing Republicans who freed the slaves, perhaps, not for the most ideal reasons, but, certainly, with a greater sense of right and wrong than the forebears of your particular political persuasion. If you are looking for ugly, hate-filled people you need look no further than Woodrow Wilson the founder of your political persuasion in this country. He was a rabid racist, a serious unbeliever in the intervention of God in the affairs of men. It has always been those who believed in absolutes in right and wrong who have fought for human rights, not the relativists whose convictions move with the winds of political current.
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Re: Charm School addendum: Level Five Snowflake
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2012, 01:22:01 PM »
My view on life is very simple. There is very clear right and there is very clear wrong. Sometimes you do wrong things to bring about just or good or right results. But when you do you are still doing wrong. If you get caught just shut up and live with the consequences. And be prepared to except that every time you do wrong in some way you enable the truly bad. I believe in extreme fairness, do not give me credit for what I did not do good or bad, Do not blame me for what I did not do.

I must say that the moral relativism is not on my part. There is not one intelligence agency that believe the WMD story. Not the British, Germans, The French, The Italians, or the Mossad. They all went along for various reasons.
You must forgive them. So many people did not slay the bogey man living under their bed as a child. Thus they feel him everywhere, hence the need to always carry a gun. Living in fear of the bogey man is a heavy burden for people to carry. So sad.