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Obama goes into BOA to cash a Check
« on: July 01, 2014, 06:13:50 PM »
President Obama walked into the Bank of America to cash a check.
As he > approached the cashier he said, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please > cash this check for me?"
 > > Cashier: > "It would be my pleasure sir. Would you please show me your ID?"
> > Obama: > "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was > any need to. I am Barack Obama, the President of the United States of > AMERICA!!!!" > >
Cashier: > "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and > monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and > requirements of the Dodd /Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on > seeing your ID. > >
 Obama: > "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. > Everybody knows who I am." > >
Cashier: > "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must > follow them." > >
Obama: > "I order you to cash this check!" > >
Cashier: > "Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, > Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods > he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank > into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed > his check. > > Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his > tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed > in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check. > > So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only > you, as the President of the United States?" > >
 Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, > "Honestly, I can't think of a single thing. I don't have a clue what > to do. > >
Cashier: > "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?
"Race has now replaced rule of law officially. In one speech our president has reversed 60 years of healing the racial divide and destroyed the dream of Dr. King. The result will be an exact reversal of the conditions existing before The Civil Rights Act. And the hardest hit will be the children in whose name the left always claims to act. Well done Obama". - Pendark