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Fred the Chicken Farmer
« on: August 18, 2014, 11:13:28 AM »
 Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
>> young' pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
>> He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup
>> pot and was replaced.
>> This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached
>> them to his roosters.
>> Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
>> which rooster was performing.
>> Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by
>> just listening to the bells.
>> Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but
>> this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
>> When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy
>> chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the
>> roosters coming, would run for cover.
>> To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
>> couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to
>> the next one.
>> Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City
>> Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result
>> was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize,"
>> but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
>> Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a
>> politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards
>> on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting
>> populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
>> Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always hear the bells.
"Race has now replaced rule of law officially. In one speech our president has reversed 60 years of healing the racial divide and destroyed the dream of Dr. King. The result will be an exact reversal of the conditions existing before The Civil Rights Act. And the hardest hit will be the children in whose name the left always claims to act. Well done Obama". - Pendark