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The Little girl & the Cop
« on: December 14, 2011, 07:11:15 PM »
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new,
shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed
the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

    The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector
on the back of it!'

    The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir.
Did Santa bring it to you?' Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,
'Yes, he sure did!' The little girl looked up at the cop and said:

    'Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'
My brain is full. Can I go home now