Author Topic: Dead Man's Bounty  (Read 1795 times)

Offline Pavelow

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Dead Man's Bounty
« on: June 01, 2008, 10:19:22 PM »
OK, let me get this out of the way...MY God, this movie sucks...OK, sorry, I had to let that off my chest.  No words of eloquence.  No pretence that this might be OK for some who like abstract art.  This is the worst movie I have watched in.....my entire life.  I was about to turn it off after about 10 minutes, but soldiered on for the team.  Val Kilmer stars as....wait for it.....a corpse.  This western billed as a Polish western was written and directed by Piotr Uklanski.  A mirror of the old 60's spaghetti westerns, Uklanski turns the genre on its head.  I'm thinking that he might have had an LSD flash back experience to come up with this one.  It is extremely bizarre to the point of no point.  However, in order to be fair I'm providing a link to a review done by Van T. Roberts, self proclaimed "Film Historian." http://www.amazon.com/Dead-Mans-Bounty-Val-Kilmer/dp/B0013XZ6NO  He gave it 3 out of 5.  I, however am inclined to agree with the review immediately followiing his by Professor MO-JO.  And I quote "I RENTED IT FOR $1 AND I WISH I HAD MY $1 BACK. THIS IS 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK. I WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT 0 STARS IF I COULD. WHAT A PIECE OF TRASH I DOUBT I'LL EVEN WATCH OR RENT ANOTHER VAL KILMER MOVIE AFTER SEEING THIS PIECE OF TRASH...KILMER YOU OWE ME A DOLLAR.... " end quote.  Perfect for me, as I spend a dollar at Red Box for this loser.  Next time I'll read a couple reviews before waisting my money.  My only solace is I've contributed to our web site and you are forewarned. ))*^%$ ))*^%$ ))*^%$ ))*^%$ ))*^%$ ))*^%$ ^()^*
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Offline wishinone

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Re: Dead Man's Bounty
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2008, 07:23:32 AM »
I waited the whole movie for Val Kilmer to come back to life, he must have owed the director a big favor to do this piece of crap.  Your review nails it.